[Verse 1: Gavrilo Princip] Yo, your fatty Franz Ferdinand didn't see Princip's pistol Too busy guzzling his tenth wiener schnitzel Popped a cap in his ass for my Black Hand brothers Shave off that 'tache, it's bigger than your mother's! Now just like your bald head you ain't got no heir I spit rhyme as your empire decline Have you any notion of united Slav nation? You catch my drift or do you want a translation? Serbia got friends, yo! Russia's our homie Think we're scared? Here's two words for you: Blow me!
[Verse 2: Franz Josef] You want a war, Gav? We bring the pain, Slav Blood spilt in Sarajevo gonna cause a blood bath, yo! Russians, Mongols, Turks, my bitches Best watch out 'cos my trigger finger itches You're tiresome, you're irksome Like a Slavic Jeremy Clarkson
[Verse 3: Franz Josef] Back to the story, the story of doom For poor tiny Serbia's about to go boom! You hear me, assassin? Our troops are massin' Get ready for the bombing, the shootin', the gassin' Here is the deal yo! Shit just got real yo! You'll be crushed under Austro-Hungary's heel yo! I'll kick you in the Balkans and degrade Belgrade Even if those Russians are rushin' to your aid
(爆破、銃撃、毒ガスと言った科学技術を駆使した新兵器が登用されたのも第一次世界大戦からでした。オーストリア・ハンガリー帝国のかかととはおそらくセルビアのことを言っているのだと思います。I'll kick you in the Balkansをどう訳すのか迷いましたがgeniusによればBalkanが急所のballとの言葉遊びになっているらしく「お前のバルカン半島」ということで。ベルグラードはセルビアの首都です。)
[Tsar Nicholas II] You think so?
(ニコライ二世〔ロシア帝国皇帝〕) そう考えるわけだな?
[Franz Josef] Oh crap!
(フランツ・ヨーゼフ) すわ、まじか!
[Verse 4: Tsar Nicholas II] Back up Franz Josef, Serbia's our brethren Same blood, same religion, same Slavic complexion We're packing more army than you got salami So stop your bragging, your trolling Or the Cossack pain train starts rolling Last time you kicked off I sweat revolution This time my solution is your dissolution Beware the Russian Bear
[Kaiser Wilhelm II] Everyone knows me, ja? The Kaiser, ja? Coo-ee!
(ヴィルヘルム二世〔ドイツ帝国皇帝〕) 皆さん私をご存じ? どこの皇帝でしょう?クーイー!
[Verse 5: Kaiser Wilhelm II] I'm Kaiser Wilhelm II, the first was a gas But like the Godfather, the sequel kicks ass Got clowns to the west of me and jokers to the east But Austro-Hungary's my mate Gonna eradicate the Serbian beast So back off Cousin Nick, don't take the mick And tell your mates France not to interfere This ain't no prance, it's a German war dance!
[Verse 6: King George V] Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly You be tripping by flipping the bird willy-nilly The armies of the triple entente ― mighty Russia, France, and this bitch ― Blighty Your rhymes are a shambles, your words are a gamble You're taking an enormous punt No wonder my homies and yours too Think you're a massive... difficult chap Your territorial ambition puts us in this position So go ahead, cuz, rant and rave Your plans will be sunk like your floating junk Royal Britannia rules the waves
[Verse 7: Kaiser Wilhelm II] Empire braggarts, you hate the French And their snail-sucking, frog-cooking garlic stench As for your dreadnoughts, wave them goodbye I'll make your navy into gravy for sauerkraut pie Gonna send my thugs through Belgium into France Nothing can stop this Teutonic advance Germany will rise again like the past A glorious empire built to last Let me tell you, this ain't no mystery Wilhelm the Great will go down in history!
[Verse 8: King George V] Wilhelm the Great? More like Billy no mates Your ideas are absurd, we gave Belgium our word We've got no choice if you won't behave Our poor old grandma must be spinning in her grave
[Tsar Nicholas II, Kaiser Wilhelm II and King George V] Granny!
(ニコライ二世、ヴィルヘルム二世、ジョージ五世) おばあさま!
(イギリスのヴィクトリア女王のこと。)
[Verse 8: Kaiser Wihelm II] Look into my eyes! You see compromise? Your collective demise will see our rise! I can't back down now, I'll look a clown now Ain't shit that can stop this countdown now!